Qualified Condition

October 4, 2008

What a Downer

Filed under: Retirement Flyers — qualifiedcondition @ 5:10 am

If after 32 years of employment I end up with a retirement party flyer that looks like this I am going to kick someone’s ass.  I don’t care if Mr. Franco was a complete a-hole, if he stole people’s lunches out of the break room; if he left the coffee pot turned on when there was only a millimeter of coffee left so that it burned and made the whole office stink; or if he regularly hit “reply all” just to say stuff like “thanks” or “okay”.  He worked there for more years than I have been on the earth–find the damn Poster Wizard in Word and at least whip up something that uses more than 12-point Helvetica, and for godsakes call his wife and ask for a photo where he doesn’t look like his dog died and he blames you.  Bitches.

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3 Comments »

  1. whoa. see you there for the “social hour” gonna be AWESOME!

    Comment by bolig — October 4, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

  2. wow. this was the only photo of him they could get a hold of? gees.

    Comment by xie — October 4, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

  3. This seems like it could have been a homemade wanted poster, what with the ATTENTION heading and instructions at the bottom to “notify” the Inspector for reservations. Maybe it was just a clever trap…

    Comment by Bret — October 4, 2008 @ 7:22 pm


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