Qualified Condition

May 25, 2009

Twenty Six Point Two

Filed under: Uncategorized — qualifiedcondition @ 3:40 am

Tomorrow morning is the LA Marathon.  I’m pretty excited.  I think that I’m supposed to go drink a gallon of water and try to wrap my hamstrings around my head or something, so I’m going to keep this short.  Here are some things that I am thinking about:

1.  I hope I don’t have to poo during the race.

2.  If I do have to poo I hope I can find a clean place to do it.

3.  I hope that I find Kenny at the right places to get my goo and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and some love.

4.  I hope that I finish with a smile on my face.

5.  I hope that I have no immobilizing pain.

6.  I hope that I can walk normal the day after.

7.  I hope that when middle aged women pass me that I don’t notice.

Wish me luck!

Wish me luck



  1. You wouldn’t be the first to dump mud during a marathon, seriously, I have seen pictures on the internet. Good luck, you are a stud!

    Comment by Jessie — May 25, 2009 @ 4:00 am

  2. I almost “dumped mud” on my last run. I will forever support the gas station and Olympic & Western for letting me in.

    Comment by qualifiedcondition — May 25, 2009 @ 4:42 am

  3. I was near USC today and advance tip: there are about 15 “honey pots” on exposition just west of vermont, similarly, on figueroa up north of adams.

    “go” with God! ha. ha.

    Comment by lauren — May 25, 2009 @ 6:46 am

  4. I look forward to hearing about your victorious results on all 7 accounts except perhaps the 7th one. I can’t give up solidarity to middle-aged women since I am soon to approach that status, I reckon.

    Comment by Spiny Norman — May 25, 2009 @ 5:47 pm

  5. We know now that you don’t need luck (well, I guess I haven’t heard the full poo/goo report), but it was great to see you do great!

    Comment by Cheryl — May 26, 2009 @ 3:42 am

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