Qualified Condition

June 30, 2009

How to…

Filed under: Uncategorized — qualifiedcondition @ 6:02 am

The following are taken, in alphabetical order, from the YouTube search menu’s most popular searches  They are obviuosly things that we all need to know how to do:

How to…

apply eyeliner, be emo, curl hair, do, get a six pack in three minutes, heelflip, impossible , jerk, kiss, lose a guy in 10 days, make a smoke bomb, nollie, ollie, play guitar, quit smoking, roll a joint the real way, save a life, tie a tie, use a tampon, varial kickflip, windmill, xt-002, yodel, zippo tricks.

The internet is one big sexually crazed and confused teenager with some sick skating moves and not a lot of time for a proper abdominal workout.

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4 Comments »

  1. hilarious. makes me feel better about looking up “how to french-braid your own hair”

    Comment by christie — June 30, 2009 @ 7:37 pm

  2. Why do I feel like anyone that serious about rolling joints would not be motivated to look up the proper technique?

    Comment by Cheryl — June 30, 2009 @ 8:49 pm

  3. I need to start thinking about youtube as the resource it could be.

    Comment by Jessie — June 30, 2009 @ 8:52 pm

  4. i hope someone is yodeling and skateboarding at the same time, preferably while also “being emo.”

    Comment by pickleandcake — July 1, 2009 @ 4:57 pm


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